One day I will meet someone like you, Liv. And stop looking. Stephen has been a legend since pre 2010, as one of the best co-anchors on the Daily Show.
2. My phone? Kidding, I too do own an insane amount of old, worn out ts.
3. I fear and loath snakes, I just dont get them, nor do I want to.
4. Oranges, love me a granny smith apple but oranges always hit the spot.
5. I've never asked anyone for an autograph but I remember really wanting to ask Shuga and Silkour (South African rappers) this one time in a mall but was too scared to.
6. I know I'm going to Heaven to be with my Lord.
7. Top Gun Maverick
8. Window, all the time.
9. The beginning of summer at home.
10. Wet dirt.
11. YouTube
12. Dogs. All the films I watched as a kid led me here.
What is the best sandwich?
The kind someone makes for you when you didn’t ask. Bonus points if it drips hummus and humility.
What’s one thing you own that you should really throw out?
The illusion of control. Also a pair of underwear from 2006. But mostly the illusion.
What is the scariest animal?
Humans with certainty. Especially the ones who say “I did my own research.”
Apples or oranges?
Oranges. Because peeling them feels like slowly unveiling the sun.
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
No, but I’ve bowed to a janitor like he was a bodhisattva. Same vibe.
What do you think happens when we die?
We laugh. Then we remember. Then we become the laughter itself.
Favorite action movie?
The Gospel of Mary, if you watch it with inner vision and a little popcorn.
Window or aisle?
Window. I like to press my cheek to the glass and pretend the clouds are whispering psalms.
Favorite smell?
Incense clinging to your robe after morning prayer.
Least favorite smell?
The stench of spiritual superiority.
Most used app on your phone?
Voice memos. I yell heresies into it like it’s a modern Dead Sea Scroll.
Cats or dogs?
Cats. They meditate with their eyes open and judge you with divine precision.
You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
“Silence” by the Present Moment. No lyrics. Just breath.
What number am I thinking of?
Zero. The holy womb of all numbers. Don’t fight me on this.
Describe the rest of your life in five words:
Spooning God beneath dying stars.
Now go ask a stranger these questions. If they answer “grilled cheese” and “11,” you’ve met your soulmate or your karmic debt.
sooo good. making it my mission to peel an orange today.
You are so funny. Im going to go stalk your wall now.
Such a fun read!
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Love this!! I also own too many old graphic sleeping tees and I should really throw some of them out.
why is it so hard to get rid of them 😭
I definitely need to do this
yes do it!! and share your answers with the class 😌
One day I will meet someone like you, Liv. And stop looking. Stephen has been a legend since pre 2010, as one of the best co-anchors on the Daily Show.
he’s one of the greats, for sure.
Very clever tribute ♥️
P.S. You had me at ‘pesto’. Then again at ‘National Treasure’.
two things i can’t live without in this life. thanks for reading 🫶🏼💕
Love it and God bless you
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i never comment on substack but oh my GOD river by leon bridges is a song i will inscribe on my gravestone
1. Butter, peanut butter and jam.
2. My phone? Kidding, I too do own an insane amount of old, worn out ts.
3. I fear and loath snakes, I just dont get them, nor do I want to.
4. Oranges, love me a granny smith apple but oranges always hit the spot.
5. I've never asked anyone for an autograph but I remember really wanting to ask Shuga and Silkour (South African rappers) this one time in a mall but was too scared to.
6. I know I'm going to Heaven to be with my Lord.
7. Top Gun Maverick
8. Window, all the time.
9. The beginning of summer at home.
10. Wet dirt.
11. YouTube
12. Dogs. All the films I watched as a kid led me here.
13. Ne me quitte pas by Nina Simone.
14. 12. No Idea why.
15. Fulfilled. Faithful. Peaceful. Warm and cozy